I SHOULD BE CLEANING RIGHT NOW

I should be cleaning right now, but instead I am writing this blog post.  My mom is coming tomorrow.  As some of you know, Mom Clean is a whole level up from Christmas Party Clean, which is pretty intense in and of itself.  Nowadays, however, I just don’t have the gumption to get it all done.  Everybody has their strengths and weaknesses.  I am not a good cleaner.  Does that make me a bad person?  When I get to heaven is God going to say, “Mary, you squandered your cleaning talents, hid those puppies under a bushel basket.”  I think not.  No, God is going to simply shake His head and sigh much like my husband does (hear that, Donny?  I just compared you to God!), but He will love me anyway.  I’m going to go mop the kitchen floor now, with my eyes shut, and then pour myself another Bailey’s and hot chocolate.  I deserve it.

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About M.J. Schiller

I am a mother of four/writer/lunch lady. I set my blog up when my son looked at my Facebook wall and said, "Mom, you don't status, you blog!" Let's put it this way, I'm one of the only people that constantly comments on my own statuses!
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